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holytardisofgallifreydoctor: totallyfubar: childishsereno: HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair? ^^^^This
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adriofthedead: someone give this dude a medal
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“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
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favabean05: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass level Two things to know about Canada! We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot. We are sorry if you don’t A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 185 degrees Fahrenheit. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 185F coffee between her legs when it spilled so 185F coffee spilled on her genitals She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand. It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up. I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 185F water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it. So sit the fuck down, Canada. Edit: I have corrected the actual temperature upon further research into the case. Point still stands, it was hotter than the company policy stated.
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ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

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felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

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